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You're not
imagining it.

That "still not clean" feeling down there is real.

Looué® is a portable bidet bottle that lets you rinse with water at home or on the go. No plumbing needed.

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Bottle + wall hook + travel pouch · Free UK delivery

Made for real bodies

Real bodies sweat, bleed, and get uncomfortable. Sometimes, toilet paper/wipes isn't enough and you just want to rinse with water. Fill Looué at a sink, squeeze, and you're good to go.

Early users get it ★★★★★ 4.9/5

"I grew up using a lota jug, so water is non-negotiable for me. When I'm out that's obviously not practical to use lol.This bottle keeps me clean on the go without looking like a hospital peri bottle unlike some others i've seen." — Hamdi S.

Designed in London

Thoughtfully shaped to hold in one hand and use without thinking. Soft food-grade silicone, BPA-free, easy to squeeze. Compact enough for any bag, with a free hook for bathroom storage.

The "alternatives" were not designed for real life.

Toilet paper absorbs but doesn't quite clean.
Wipes promise freshness, then leave residue, irritation and waste.
Installed bidet hoses only work when you're at home.

You already know water is what truly makes you clean.

It's why you use it to wash your hands.

It's why you've been improvising with a plastic water bottle and jug at the sink.

Looué® makes that simple truth portable and sleek.

Pink handheld showerhead with powerful water flow on orange background

How it works

Prep: Flip open the cap and fill with clean water

Rinse: Position the nozzle where you need it and gently squeeze the bottle for a gentle, targeted clean that toilet paper can’t give.

Feel fresh: Use a towel to pat dry, then get on with your day

Use Looué, on the go.

At the gym

Freshen up post-workout without needing a full shower. Fits in your gym bag/locker. Refill when you need it.

At Work

A quick rinse that brings back the “fresh” feeling. Keep it empty in your bag.

Out in the wild

No bathroom? No problem. Stay clean on the trail, at festivals, or anywhere adventure takes you

After Sex

A quick, gentle rinse exactly when you need it, no shower required.

They tried it first

"I've had an evian water bottle in my bathroom for two years for this reason. Never told anyone. When I saw Looué I bought it immediately because I didn't want to explain the awkward bottle in my bathroom anymore."

-Chinenye D.

"I genuinely never questioned using toilet paper until my gynaecologist mentioned irritation and pH balance. Started researching and found Looué. Wish someone had told me sooner."

-Sadie M.

"Wasn't sure I actually needed this at first tbh. I've always just used wipes and got on with it. First time I used it was on my period and honestly I noticed straight away how much fresher I felt. Really simple to use and now it's hard to go back. Worth the money for sure!"

You're not
imagining it.

Made for real bodies

Early users get it ★★★★★ 4.9/5

Designed in London